I guess the obvious next step is a full Air Bag Suit!
Picture blowing up like the Michelin Man, bouncing off the offending vehicle, then richocheting down the street, off other cars, etc.
Maybe a 50% Helium fill?
Could be fun. Remember, I thought of it first!
Sidecar - you've had an actual "in casket" experience?

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will this evolve into a Zombie thread?